Parents can be very weird while selecting an appropriate name for their baby, and as it turns out, they can go to extremes just to stand out in the crowd. It’s true. Parents have blessed their babies with unusual names we could never imagine: so cringeworthy; you’ll ROFL. Here is a list of real baby names that are absurd, ridiculous, and bizarre without a doubt. We aren’t kidding; these are real people with perhaps the strangest possible names in history:
1. Anarchy
You would think the parents of this baby lost a dictionary while naming them. How else can you explain a name that is sure to cause some discomfort and terror in the hearts of those who hear or utter it? Like, who wants someone with that name around? Not the ones with a regular name, let alone those in zen mode. We feel sorry for the baby who’ll have to live up to their name perhaps and cause some tremors and chaos wherever they head.
2. Strawberry Rain
Image: ShutterstockWhat a funny and awkward name to dump on your child! Do you wish to be called by that name for the rest of your life? *Facepalm* We are surely muddled by that name! Well, okay, you like strawberries and the rains, or maybe it rained strawberries when your baby was born. Whatever it may be, the jokes are endless, and the poor baby has to deal with the mockery till they are old enough to change it.
3. Richard Rash
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Like what? This name can just ruin anyone’s day. You got the opportunity to name a cute human, and all you could think of is “Rash”? Did the parents wish for the child to catch an infection and deal with that for an eternity? Or the one that implies foolhardiness? The innocent human definitely won’t enjoy that name, let alone utter it in front of people waiting to make a mockery of it. They’ll be made fun of for life, undoubtedly!
4. Ninja Quest
We understand gaming is your life, and you haven’t seen the world except for creating one of your own on Minecraft. Yeah, it’s unique, we get it, but that isn’t a nice name for your baby to be proud of. In a world of crazy, this is another one on the list. We aren’t mincing words here. It just sounds terrible, embarrassing, and honestly, stupid.
5. Thank God Limejuice
Image: IStockNo, we aren’t laughing; you are. Actually, all of us are. Maybe it’s adorable when your baby is a month old. But imagine their plight when they grow up. Giggles all around. Yeah, that’s true. One of the worst baby names in existence, your baby will loathe it, and so will those who deal with them every day. Poor kid!
6. Khaleesi
We totally understand their love for Game of Thrones. We were hooked just like the parents, or maybe they were slightly extra. But all they could come up with was Khaleesi? It sure makes its “unique” presence in the list of horrible names for babies. We won’t be surprised if the baby revolts against the parents as they grow up. Sigh!
7. Abcde (Pronounce Ab-City)
We wonder who thought naming a baby with the first five consonants was cool. Is that a password? Who knows! Yes, it’s out-of-the-box but definitely a joke. It’s hard to believe that it’s a real name, but the parents actually did this to the child. This one needs to be officially banned.
8. Satan
They said you don’t utter that name. Is it even fair, we ask? The parents of this baby set the perfect disaster for the child right there. And don’t we all agree? Just the thought of it should deter people from going there, but the parents, we believe, were horror movie enthusiasts. At least, that is what it seems like in the first instance.
9. Danger
This one is controversial, yet an unsurprisingly popular bad baby name. Of all the pretty things in the world, that which appealed to the parents was something so cruel. What did the parents imagine their child would grow up to be? If your child grows up to be dangerous, you know who is at fault!
10. Phelony
Are we yet to see the worst? No, maybe we aren’t done yet. Yes, the weirdest names are always in vogue; they make us burst into laughter but seriously, we feel so bad for this baby. What would the child feel inspired to do when they realize what the name really means? We can only imagine.
11. Sing Praises
We are left to wonder a lot with this one. Sing Praises of who? Thought-provoking, for sure. What is the child supposed to do with this name? Tell everyone they’re here to stroke egos and please people? Never mind, this is unanimously the worst on the list of the worst.
12. Methaney
What’s this one? Methane+ey: gas+ey? If you’re wondering, yes, this one is a real name too, and it surely doesn’t get our approval. We don’t know if they love how the gas smells or just wanted to keep their baby’s name as close to nature as possible. Either way, it’s a tragedy.
13. Scooter
Sounds cute? Did anyone say “yes”? Tch Tch. We definitely wouldn’t name any living being that. It’s difficult to really think hard and decipher what this name is intended to do. Maybe we would never know. It’s not dope or classy. Just a crazy baby name people would laugh at. We promise!
14. Chastity
We get the idea of religiously enthusiastic parents out there who wanted to make it known to the world that their child is as pure as snow. Such pressure to be the obedient one right at birth! Well, life is long, and we never know when cupid strikes. Sure, it is different, but scandalous nonetheless.
15. Cocaine
This name has made it to the worst possible baby names that exist. Maybe things just magically happened between the parents while they got wasted, but does the world need to know of it? But whatever be the reason, whether or not recklessness runs in the family blood, we are left feeling sick and tripping.
Some parents painstakingly decide on naming their child with meaningful words that are hard to forget. But as the facts show, some just don’t care. Baby-names like these are too harsh and inarguably the worst possible ones that scare the poor kids for life. These parents should have paused before they decided on these absolutely crazy baby names. Do you have more to add to this list? Do share the worst ones you’ve ever heard of in the comments section below!