When she opens the door, she finds a guy waiting there. Does this woman have a vagina? he wonders. Disgusted, she slams the door.
When she hears the same man knocking on her door the following morning, he poses the same query: “Do you have a vagina?” Once more, she slams the door.
When her husband returns home later that evening, she tells him what has been going on for the past two days.
In a kind and worried tone, the husband says to his wife, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off so I can be home, just in case this guy shows up again.”
When they heard a knock on the door the following morning, they both rushed to the door.
“Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen,” the husband says to her. “If it’s the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he’s going with this.”
She gives her husband an affirmative nod and opens the door. The same man is standing there, and he inquires, “Do you have a vagina?” “Yes, I do,” the woman responds.
“All right, could you please tell your husband to stop using my wife’s and start using yours?” the guy responds.